An Accidental Exorcism and Transcendental Bucket of Chicken: The Brit Memoirs

I never intended to become an exorcist. But then again, I never intended to move to America either.

An Accidental Exorcism and a Transcendental Bucket of Chicken (The Brit Memoirs Book 1)

by Rudyard Kipling

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But here I am, living in the land of the free and the home of the brave, and I'm about to perform my first exorcism.

It all started when I was invited to a party at a friend's house. I didn't know anyone else who was going, but I figured it would be a good way to meet some new people.

When I arrived, the party was in full swing. There was music playing, people were dancing, and there was a large bucket of fried chicken on the table.

I grabbed a piece of chicken and started to eat it. It was delicious. I couldn't believe how good it was.

I was so busy enjoying my chicken that I didn't notice the strange things that were happening around me. The music started to get louder and faster. The lights started to flicker. And the people around me started to behave oddly.

Suddenly, I felt a cold shiver run down my spine. I looked up and saw a dark figure standing in the doorway. It was tall and thin, with long black hair and glowing red eyes.

I knew instinctively that it was a demon.

I had never encountered a demon before, but I knew what to do. I had seen enough movies.

I grabbed the nearest object, which happened to be a bottle of holy water, and threw it at the demon.

The demon let out a roar of pain and disappeared.

I had done it. I had exorcised a demon.

I was a little shaken, but I was also proud of myself. I had saved the day.

I went back to the party and told everyone what had happened. They were all amazed. They couldn't believe that I had actually exorcised a demon.

I'm not sure what the future holds for me. But I know that I'm ready for anything. After all, I'm the one who exorcised a demon with a bucket of chicken.

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An Accidental Exorcism and a Transcendental Bucket of Chicken (The Brit Memoirs Book 1)

by Rudyard Kipling

5 out of 5

Language	:	English
File size	:	1363 KB
Text-to-Speech	:	Enabled
Screen Reader	:	Supported
Enhanced typesetting	:	Enabled
Word Wise	:	Enabled
Print length	:	19 pages
Lending	:	Enabled

FREE